The Office Tour
Welcome to the Monday Mandates office, where the sun never rises and the coffee never gets cold. Well, it gets cold, but that's besides the point.
As a seasoned employee, you'll have the pleasure of staring at this wall of fluorescent lights for hours on end, trying to will your productivity into existence.
Take a left at the "Motivation Station" for a boost of energy and a splash of despair.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, visit the "Caffeine Fueled Madness" room, where the coffee machine dispenses only espresso shots with a side of existential dread.
Don't forget to stop by the "Break Room" where the air is stale and the vending machine is always out of your favorite snack. But hey, at least the carpet is nice.
And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a trip to the "Conference Room" where the chairs are always too small and the meetings never end.